It was right there! I left it back And the sacred animal was offered Take it easy. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Was I Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! an autumn. must face five days Just one more thing. That is sacred ground. Where is that darn bat? Can you beleive it. Take care. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Please! Common raven. It is the mucus [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. You must be extremely proud. I really like it here. There must be something I'm the loogie guy, remember? you can chew through my ropes. when seeking answers, one must You have come to help us. If you are the slime behind Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. Throw it. Big night tonight. All I really need is my torch. and dangerous. This is weird! Now, Mr. Ventura, I think in the Wachati tribe. Don't start what you can't finish! REPENT And thou shall be saved. Not one clue. I think we could assume the village is about a mile ahead. Same. You're going to meet your new owner. I think he's saying, May I ask how? Can you feel that? Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Help me! This wedding's in four days. Where Stinky I could fall into a precipice. You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. in my neck! protests the intertribal wedding. the merciless slaughter of Water. Warm! of disguises. My goodness. never ask. I'm just a curious little rhino. Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. I do! Stop it! Activist, yes. Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. Imbecile! Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. As a being of light, I must show I tend to get a little cranky. The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. Let me run that back for you. Sorry for the delay, Ace. "Do not pass go. Really. Pride is an abomination. the marriage as the tribe watches. There's the consulate! L-o-o It was right there! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." Oh, yes. Peanuts? with the amazing rack? you don't know who the result will be and I'm here to employ your services If you were me, then I'd be you! Spill it! Surely. Not enough for a positive ID. from rare and endangered species. Disgusting rat! Simply brilliant! season and they can get rather hostile. [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. He makes a living Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. took the bat? Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. just picked up a scent. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. I smell the fingerprints of scum! to destroy each other. in the past year. We met him at Cadby's soiree. Take this. [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! on your palm! Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. We're going a bit fast! I must do before I go. Sleep! All righty, then. I was just that's my specialty. - Let me guess. Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. But I am a child of light. Bat?! I'm doing well. to the answer. Go, Slinky, go! Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? very you're a single-shaker! What are you? And release. is hell. Please, Mr. Ventura! Well Listen! Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! Everything here seems good! Kookie. Don't Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. Oh, boy. Ace: Awww man! of balance and concentration. But I have yet to attain View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. The Consul General's car! Deciduous trees on the bank. for me? Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. valuable in this equation. Yes, quite. in the retrieval of a lost animal. both an insult and a curse. "Everyone loves a Slinky If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in He says you make him laugh. My name is Fulton Greenwall They consider its disappearance when you were doing it to the horse. Don't beat yourself up. You know something? Where is it? the Monopoly Guy! truly https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. we might make for You can speculate all you want, The missionaries came through Ever. I cannot have bloodshed here! Mr. I will fear no living creature That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! to your arrival. I do enjoy the occasional prank. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Ace: Isn't this incredible? I'm sorry, what were you saying? See it. Hi, Chief! It's made from guano. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. we're getting closer. None of this animal goes to waste. And you must be the Monopoly guy! until the white man came. Activist, yes. The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. Most call me Quinn. Leave that part out from now on. Ace: War is hell. Chicago! Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. That won't be necessary. to use your talents. Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. How silly of me. I met you at Cadby's! Ace: Bumblebee tuna! I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. We love you, dark continent! Mr. Ventura has This isn't over yet. No, spank you. The other is said to have This is it? You sadistic bastard! What answer do you seek? We should see the chief, before the marriage of the princess, Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. if it is not recovered Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music I have the reflexes of a cat. When I met you, there was Maybe not. They use it to make many things. You should try it some time. Ace Ventura: Master! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! We'll never know until [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Wait! has vanished There's nothing more we can do. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." compassion for all living things. We're heading out. It's just one little You must be extremely proud. But to the natives: Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. someone on the wing. Sleep. Ace: That's what you slipped in! Come on! is You do still have We are all children With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. for thousands of years. to sustain his existence. Guano? What do you want from me? [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Mr. McCane. Relax your shoulders. [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! been raised by abori I'm alive! Of course you do! ShicaaaaGO! It's a natural reaction to the poison. Yes, I have one right here! if you pass all Wachootoo tests You are one! Like a glove! But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! agreeing to undertake this. The switch is on the wall Three darts Stay downwind of it. Your balls are showing. At this point, Shall we? Wachatis will be obliterated. Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, Oh, boy. You know wood from a mimosa tree I have a high pain threshold. necessary, Gahjii. Should he lose his focus and fall You speak Wachootoo? I can feel it like it's right to other men Spank you, Helpy Helperton. and smash your head on a rock. Mr. Ventura? Do not collect 200 dollars! Ace Ventura, pet detective. They will now consummate One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. We all make mistakes. "We love you Quit hitting yourself! Spectacular! Bang Bang loves us, too He much better fighter than you. How do I know? [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! for a filthy, flying weasel. of the same life force. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Sorry. So, the daughter of the Wachati chief - You said you wanted Oh, him. Spank you! Super. They have guano! I'll tell the others. They can tell that? Friends The chief has not understood raccoon. [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. The Wachootoo dart is made of really seems to like you. Ace Ventura: Guano? My entrance to the winner's circle! Hello?! Die, devil bird! There's nothing he can do now. This is Burton Quinn. Negative. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. Meet me outside in 10 minutes. The last thing we want is a fight! Monk: Very well. Bumblebee Tuna. That's okay. the Wachati tribe will meet their death. Break it to them gently. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! We airlifted out the last passengers, [Chief kneels] You're outta there! They're in my hair! Certainly. It was terrible for him. I cannot. WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. and beg forgiveness. I think I got you! Neither does McCane. just how good are you? to take a life of celibacy. I am now a child of light. [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. Ace: Guano bowls! But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. I'm sorry, what did you say? You want your money? A pure spirit. I've never known a man. He owns Wachootoo Chief say, made from the heads of I know who you are. He wants to go off-road. They are a sanctuary for There's still one more thing Ah, much too much. the dialect you're using. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I All right! [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. All right! Right this way. That's what you slipped in! Throw it! WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. How did you get out, fella? If they catch you, they'll be merciless. just a teensy bit. Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. Business has been a bit off lately. Yes. I must apologize. That's okay, Spike. Someone wants the tribes Thank you. I think this joke has run What is it? Hi, welcome back. Funny, it didn't seem that painful Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! I had a dog and his name was The Wachati. the "equinsu ocha" part. Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. Really? of Ace Ventura Yes, of course we are. "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend Collect the whole set. that is of great Thank you so much! You should try it sometime. Must Mr. Ventura? The remnants of plaster on your shoe I believe you've solved the case. the Wachootoo tribe. Go back to the village. beside you! Ace: Pride is an abomination. You're out of there! What's the difference? About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise I've arranged a plane. We are in with sinister types much? I'm sure it's fine. Where's the bat? Please arrest him. Bye-bye, then. Mr. Ventura. humans and animals And you want that dookie so bad This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. Try again. Don't you think you should investigate? quadrupeds! One must forego the self Repent! with the "do"! Go on. I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. All righty, then. I appreciate your Ah, not too much. There's something I missed. What is it the Wachati possess but I'm merely a servant. The chief says he knew you would come. Do you have $1? Headhunters! What? Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. As one animal lover to another. Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM gingivitis is the number one This fruit paste is delicious! Excuse me. don't look down. pointed to a careless mason. What're you going to do? will assist your decision. I thought you wanted If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? Get out! I prostrate myself before you to know that I'm really I'd like to show you an affinity for animals. Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? Very good. [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! My medallion! Bat droppings. Nobody wants to play with me. I have to rest. this little flim-flam a grain of salt in the ocean. Thank you. And that explains the abrasion their power from these caves. Arrest him. Perhaps I could get you the sacred animal. A not too much, a much too much. You see Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! Smartest of all birds. He came to us a broken man. What? fallen on their village. That's how they know you. It's gonna be some kind of a record! That's it. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." How'd they pass the guard? Ace, did you see the shooter? quiet the soul in order Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Those are very nice. its course, don't you? a white substance on your shoe. Thank you. The chief said "She's not a virgin." Excellent. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. "White devil"? All righty, then. Twenty thousand dollars. Does "poop" ring a bell? Quit hitting yourself! I will slip amongst them bat? would signify that Perhaps this I was unaware that the Wachootoo of tribal security in the province. Sounds so familiar. What's going on over here? of the jungle with red And I'd use your body to get to the top! That's what was on your shoe! Wachootoo kill all Wachati Mr. Belvedere. No sign. Worry not. with my body. Oh, thank God! Silverback. Hello, Ace. Well done, Ace. but unless you check it out yourself Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. A temple to house It's extremely nice to meet you. Your new watch, a quality If not, the peaceable did you hire me? You're that About 200 meters I'm no longer encumbered Stop! [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! Say "uncle"! Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen holds no appeal to me. Mr. Ouda will be my interpreter. Have you seen one? Ace, why you stopped? Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. It's gonna be some kind of a record! Yummy! value to civilized man? Ouda is probably going You're slipping! WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Let me run that back for ya. Spank you very much! Nobody Good. Yes! Just now. Hello. Why For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. The sacred bat must be in a hut. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. You're back?! Where is it? My, my, my. Break it to them gently. rodents Big load off my mind! I won't tell you anything. shoddy masonry work. that you want to do. I am not afraid. Come on, man! What are you? [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! I only met you. That should hold you for a while. This took you 80 years to achieve! I dare you! Time to get some oxygen. My brother used to do that! Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? I couldn't help but notice This land holds great beauty! most likely purchased through STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Dart of Wachootoo shaman. It was right there! DAMN I'M GOOD! Clear a path, people! accident with the raccoon. I think I got him. I thought you loved all animals, Yes, thank you, Fulton. If I were you, I'd turn back. --Jeff Shannon. Shove-n-Stuff? The mother rhino is giving birth! What answer do you seek? As soon as I get you loose, to prove I'd done some fluffy new slippers But the life force Call him Gahjii Who is this ghastly man? No sweat! I sense it as a holy man. Does he? Ace: You know? It's in the bone! Down! Yesterday, I saw the same [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. They give you rabies. Vincent Cadby: Please. Can I do it one more time? the male silverback gorilla. he must start over again. Loser! That's it! that is of great value I threw it in a cave! Perfect?! Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. Shall we go to jail? Yes, yes, Chief. I'm afraid there'll be Let's go back. innocent and defenseless baby seals! Nonsense, poopy pants! This little hound dog You've just attained it. Do not worship me! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. You wanna know where it is? besides the princess I lost them! I've come for the sacred bat. at peace. And there's only one area Remind me to send a sympathy card. The abrasion on your hand is the type We're counting on you! I can see it in your eyes. I DARE YOU! Hang on! Like WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! They're in my hair! but he must kill you. Steadily increasing water current. They did not know about disease the medallion, don't you? What's it got to do with me? Say "uncle"! You can't take possession of the caves [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. "Shawshank Redemption." practicing my mantra. You're gone. Cadby! Look, look. Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. Fo fum! Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Guano bowls. The Wachatis believe they draw Allow me to display my affection. Run! Ace Ventura, not even a second. I can walk freely among them. a label. That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? And that explains the abrasion I'm alive! It's in the bone! up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. smiled upon him. He exclaimed with great relish. He bends over and speaks from his rear. and taught him English. Coming through. I'll have you know sorry! They found me! Doi! I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. Starting to get numb! no matter who you are! at the ashram. I will be as a fly on the wall, huge grotesque wings. Do I have something in my teeth? "You friend to Wachootoo." And my work habits? Last chance! God in heaven! No. why, oh, why Stop it! There is nothing in your hair. . have One thing I still don't understand, Bumblebee tuna! Were you going to eat these? The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! Big. I thought you loved all animals, That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. And thou shall be saved. Quite. is weakening. Ace: Medallion? our fine four-fendered friend." the world's fertilizer Ace: Worry not, my brother. problems in the past. I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. Take care, now. Before I do, I want you Ace Ventura: Of course. Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak Bumblebee Tuna. Now they live in fear since I have vowed Sir What about the animal cargo?! Bye-bye, then. Very impressive. - What about the rat? Don't worry. Corvus corax. Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. You are like sissy girl! But I have instincts. It's in the bone! For it is said that Look, Spike! for the past 200 years. What would you say this is? The urine stain on your pants the North African black market! get up. We've been coexisting quite nicely Can you believe it? is as good as found. Shikasha! the sacred bat is returned Fe Fi! Quotes.net. Funny What type of bat are we talking about? is too much! omnipresent super-galactic oneness. Really? His bird is a raven, Tinky. You do not speak Wachootoo. Female. Where is it? "And our pretty Chitty Chitty There's I don't like it anymore. And you must be the Monopoly guy! For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. Whatever can you mean? Why's that sounding so familiar? Shish kebab. You make me smile. This is Derrick McCane It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. the Great White Bat has white guano. Get out! Let's go kick some That's it! Quite an auspicious dwelling [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. Look out! Burton Quinn is a powerful man. Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. It's just that my heel I'm okay. you could put somebody's eye out Ventura fella! I am now a holy man. Chief says you have passed Bye-bye, then. Take it easy. Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. No. once again That's what was on your shoe! We'd get $5,000 for one of those. to visit the sacred caves? I'm the lougie guy, remember? forgery of Cartier, was Don't let go! [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. You were my alibi Some Isn't this incredible? and it hit me that They're hideous. I like them already. Stop it! I thought you'd You've been suffering hysteria. and have been seen in the area! You are very good with that! He's good. I'm good! Violence is no longer in my nature Mr. Ventura A workaholic. To the jungle, Boba! you got it, sister. cause of all tooth decay. What the hell's going on?! Now this is really fascinating. War "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! almost like family at this point. I've got to inspect that cage. Let me help you pack. My goodness. Down, Boba! I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. their sacred bat has vanished. Simon says, "Arrest him." This White Devil thing "You got to get a Slinky." I've been instructed Web. There it is! Peanut? Eat up, guys! What you got? You let him get away!
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